SarahAge: 24
Height: 5’ 4”
Weight: 120
Status: single
Likes: Flowers, rainy days and quiet evenings at home in bondage.
Dislikes: Small towns and gossipy neighbors.
Quote: "Riding crop?"
WolfieAge: 5
Height (at shoulder): 36”
Weight: 135
Breed: German Shepherd Dog
Disposition: extremely bad
Likes: Beer, Football and attacking people.
Dislikes: Bad people and good people that might do bad things.
Quote: "Moof! Moof! *snarl*"
"Clutch"Age: 43
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 260
Status: divorced (?)
Likes: Motorcycles, beer, road trips, kicking back and enjoying the simpler things in life.
Dislikes: Lawyers, politicians, businessmen and anyone else that wears a tie.
Quote: "Hi there. I'm the one they sent to break your legs."
BillAge: 34
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 170
Status: single
Likes: Submissive women, leather, whips and chains.
Dislikes: Dumb people and small talk DOGS!
Quote: "That's Master Bill."
CarolineAge: 32
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 160
Status: married
Likes: Whips, chocolate, soap operas and attack cats.
Dislikes: Crowds, loud music and morning people.
Quote: "It's okay, he likes closets."
I've mentioned before this comic is mostly drawing practice for me. In November I tried to upload a new comic every three days (more or less) in order to build up the archive a little bit and to get into a good rhythm for drawing it. I have since slowed the updates to about once a week. I hesitate to promise anything because that's when you have to start making excuses and apologizing for not meeting one's own deadlines when something nasty in Real Life comes up and screws all carefully laid plans and schedules. Best case, there will be at least one new strip a week, uploaded by Friday. How's that?
With noted exceptions, all artwork and other content on this website is copyright © 2005-2006 Paul Martinez and protected by copyright law with all rights reserved. In short, if necessary, my lawyer can beat up your lawyer.
You are welcome to use link banners directly from this server -- I'm not one of those self-important pricks that makes a huge, distracting animated banner and then expects everyone else to copy and host it themselves... Also, I might change said banner to an updated style or graphic but won't change the original filename. However, please do not link larger images, like the comic panels. That's just silly.
If you wish to use an image or part of an image for avatars, sig banners, whatever -- please let me know. Chances are I can find you a better copy of what you want and make it look nice for whatever you have in mind -- I'd be much happier knowing a good copy of my artwork is out there than something that was cropped and resampled to within an inch of its life.
Why would anyone want to pay for my crappy artwork? Seriously, there are better artists out there who do much better work .. and most importantly, they do their best to make a living off doing it. Unless they're constantly bitching and whining that they're always broke and need money NOW because they quit their jobs to draw a webcomic full-time (huh?), I'd say try one of them first for whatever artwork you need done.
In the beginning I wrote out the disclaimer out of habit of trying to protect myself from truly confused people who consider sex, kink and bondage to be deviant or offensive. Personally, I consider those TV car chases, shootings, murders and those completely unnecessary "CSI" forensic reenactments to be a million times worse than seeing a pair of boobs... but anyway..
No, 'Sarah & Wolfie' will most likely not actually feature any graphic sex scenes or outright nudity, and there will NOT be any bestiality or human-animal sex, EVER. However, there is and will continue to be lots of bad language and references to the BDSM scene and kink in general, and that's why I feel the disclaimer is necessary.
Two reasons; first, I choose to limit my audience to those that appreciate my artwork and my odd sense of humor. I worry that listing my site alongside others might bring the wrong crowd. And second, it's too freakin' easy to cheat those sites... generating votes so that your comic stays on the front page listing is as easy as redialing your dial-up connection to get a new IP address for each vote. I would assume more than a few comics do this, so why even bother listing? I was able to get into the top 100 easily by doing this, so that is why I voluntarily removed my listing from both sites, mainly so I would not be accused of cheating or helping others to cheat.
Also, voting for webcomics is like comparing apples to oranges. A decent site like Comic Nation that lists webcomic sites without making them compete for votes to stay on the top page is worth much more than getting into a bunch of stupid little arguments with a bunch of stupid little children.
Fuck 'em. Weren't worth the trouble.
How
would I contact you
to ask a question, frequently?The e-mail for readers of 'Sarah & Wolfie' is wolfie (at) war-hammer.net -- my Yahoo! address under "sgtkatana" is so old I get tons of spam there and any genuine e-mail I do get has an above average chance of being deleted. Using the Wolfie e-mail address instead pretty much guarantees I'll receive it and send a reply. Your e-mail address will never be used for ANY other purpose.
<---- I'm guessing that pretty much every single webcomic has one of these buttons. It just wouldn't feel right not to add one of my own. It would be NICE to get a donation once in a while but I would almost prefer NOT to... this is my site, I pay for the ISP and hosting costs and I'm fine with that. There's no need to beg for money from anyone else, because I'm doing all right, thank you. There might be other people out there that need the money more than I do.
However, if you happen to have won the lottery recently or are laundering money for some obscure African dictatorship and have some extra cash lying around, knock yourself out. Please keep it under $5... I do not have wallpapers or anything handy at the moment for a thank you but I will not forget your kindness.
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This site is not related to any wargame, role-playing game, computer game or anything of the sort. "Warhammer" is an old nick I used from the BBS era that carried over to use for an adult bondage site that is now my own personal damn site. If you're here looking for anything other than that, you're in the wrong place. Go away.